The Gnar Gnars 7" (Stretch) Size:XL

The Gnar Gnars 7" (Stretch) Size:XLSo radtastic, you might even say they're gnarly. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 7 inch inseam. Materials: These trunks are made from a 4 way stretch polyester spandex blend and have a classic drawstring waist Details: Elastic waistband for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner. Back pocket for your sand dollars. Stretchy fabric Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Chipotle loyalty card.

These mingos must be from Florida

and a few Guinnesses

" but that disclaimer felt like it just had to be made

Not to be confused with the big excavators or the big dozers

Bring the sunset with you wherever you go* (*not literally ‘cause the sun is REALLY HOT and SUPER BIG and thus would not be carryable)

Design printed on chest and back

I know I would be - either way

Back pocket for your doubloons

Wash - Worn-in wash so they feel like you've had them for years

Materials: Made from a combination of man made synthetic fibers (These are the most functional fabrics out there

Cotton Stretch

Slightly on the relaxed side (so you have enough room to layer