Mini Squishable Fluffy Dachshund new

Mini Squishable Fluffy Dachshund newFor those of you who like your dogs a little less hot and a little moredoggy! We finally have a normal totally not food related dachshund for your petting pleasure! Specs: 13(w) x 6(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

It shouldn't

We should probably just be glad Old MacDonald didn’t farm them

if a cow eats too many mushrooms it becomes a

so very sweet

Let's change that

They're also obsessed with bright green (almost alarmingly green) slime

the Wedding Plague Doctor has a magnetic ring

so the beetle is your responsibility

There's magic in the number 3

the likelihood of that happening is very low

It knocks things off the counter

So where did this bizarre bit of tuber trivia come from